Jennifer Aniston's Slutty Nudie Layout

Jennifer Aniston has always had the same problem as Sarah Jessica Parker and Amanda Beard:  Great body, unfortunate face.  Now, as Aniston faces 40 — and as her face falls even further — she strips for GQ magazine to reveal her naught bits for profit and publicity. 


It’s sad to watch the former Friends star stoop so low by rolling around with a couple of naked guys just to get publicity for her new movie.  Why doesn’t Ms. Aniston use her intellect or her earned talents to persuade us of her value for gawking? 

Why does Jennifer choose the sluttiest possible road to grab attention and headlines?  If she is nothing but her body — why must she share that sad, airbrushed, fact with the rest of us?

It’s hard to watch her trying to be funny…

…and then sadly laughing at her own joke.

We understand this is Ms. Aniston’s last hurrah in the skin spotlight — but we wonder how quickly she will realize she was duped into jumping into these nudie layouts — and that all along the joke was really on her.

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