Minty Pepsi Shiso

Coke Blak.

Wrinkled Pepsi Penis.

Green Tea Coke.

Pepsi Shiso is a “minty” Pepsi.  Do you drink it or gargle it?

These desperate soda flavors speak to the international discontent that is crushing us all.

Instead of looking for happiness in ourselves and satiety in others; we instead choose to be mauled by mainstream marketing schemes that try to provide an escape from our everyday, ordinary, lifeless, lives.

Open your mouth.

Don’t say, “Ahhhh.”

Spit, don’t swallow.

Is it Pepsi or a dental exam?