Today, I will share three observed examples of people doing absolutely the wrong thing in public and how these bad behaviors adversely affect others.
First on the list is knowing how to properly button your pants. I saw a rather large fellow on the street the other day struggling to zip up his pants so he could button them. He was doing it all in the wrong order. First, you have to button the pants, then you pull up the zipper. If you zip first and button second, you risk breaking the zipper. Sure, it may be a little harder to suck in the gut first before the buttoning, but zipping and then sucking in only delays the real moment of truth.
There’s an old theatre chestnut — that is basically misunderstood — that goes a little something like this: “Every scene needs to end on a button.” Sometimes you’ll even see a director pacing at the back of the theatre asking out loud, “How do I button this scene?”
There’s nothing I hate more than when a company “improves” their product to only make it dumber and less friendly than it was before the improvement. Today’s case-in-point are The Google — who decided to goof with how a Google Docs file is saved and then released from view.
When I was growing up in New Jersey, I would dream of one day driving a car and being able to go wherever I wanted. I knew that it would be years before I would actually be able to steer and control an actual car but there was a way in which I could exert some kind of power over not just one car but many cars at once — the crosswalk button at most intersections.
Pressing that button gave me a dramatic injection of power and, as I have now learned, a dose of unwitting, medicinal, gullibility.
Barack Obama, in an attempt to appeal to as many niche political groups as possible, has splintered his support so much that — in the end — there is no single coalition of minds that leads to results instead of mere yearning. Here is one of the lapel buttons for sale on his website: