If you’re a young woman in the city core, I’m sure you’re familiar with the new “street assault” that incarcerates you with a hard bump from a male to get your attention.


The irrational rationale of these horny young men is if the woman reacts to you after you “engage her” by elbowing her in the side or pushing her out of the way — then you have her attention and you can “make your move.”

Unfortunately, many young women fall for this “bump introduction” because it is basic human nature to express your dismay at getting a sharp hit in the ribs or being shoved into someone else on a crowded street.

However, once you react, you’re “his” for the engagement and the taking — he’ll have to “apologize” and you’ll have “accept” his apology or you’ll get the “you’re a bitch” accusation and assault — so try to ignore those crowded street introductions, or you will be forced to face the next peeling off of your patience as your new suitor misunderstands the kindness in your forgiveness.

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  1. David Boles – New York City – David Boles was born in Nebraska and holds an MFA from the Oscar Hammerstein II Center for Theatre Studies at Columbia University in the City of New York. He is an author, dramatist, editor, publisher, and teacher who writes across the live stage, print, radio, television, film, and the web. With more than 50 books in print, David continues to write 2MM words a year and has authored over 25K articles. He is a member of the Dramatists Guild, the Authors Guild, and PEN America, and founded The United Stage advocacy platform on the principle that playwrights have a duty to direct their own work. Read the Prairie Voice Archive at Boles.com | Buy his books at David Boles Books Writing & Publishing at BolesBooks.com | Study with Script Professor at ScriptProfessor.com | Touch American Sign Language mastery at Hardcore ASL at HardcoreASL.com | Explore the Human Meme podcast at HumanMeme.com | Train with Boles Bells at BolesBells.com.
    David W. Boles says:

    Watch for it, Gordon! Warn all your women! The “bump” is also a pickpocket’s meme, so we need to be doubly careful.
    Janna responds to the bumps with a set glare. The guys don’t know how to deal with a non-verbal reprimand. It works well!

  2. David Boles – New York City – David Boles was born in Nebraska and holds an MFA from the Oscar Hammerstein II Center for Theatre Studies at Columbia University in the City of New York. He is an author, dramatist, editor, publisher, and teacher who writes across the live stage, print, radio, television, film, and the web. With more than 50 books in print, David continues to write 2MM words a year and has authored over 25K articles. He is a member of the Dramatists Guild, the Authors Guild, and PEN America, and founded The United Stage advocacy platform on the principle that playwrights have a duty to direct their own work. Read the Prairie Voice Archive at Boles.com | Buy his books at David Boles Books Writing & Publishing at BolesBooks.com | Study with Script Professor at ScriptProfessor.com | Touch American Sign Language mastery at Hardcore ASL at HardcoreASL.com | Explore the Human Meme podcast at HumanMeme.com | Train with Boles Bells at BolesBells.com.
    David W. Boles says:

    Do you think those miscreants get a little satisfaction from your bumping them back, Katha?

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