Is Lady GaGa a hermaphrodite?  Should it matter if she has a vagina or a penis or neither or both?  Are you aware of the intensive “Lady GaGa Cock Watch” movement — especially in the UK — that investigates that patch of flesh that makes up her groin?  There are serious efforts on the Internet to try to figure out if Lady GaGa is packing a penis… or not.


In this beauty shot, some claim Ms. GaGa is sporting one huge erection beneath her shiny, spiky, skin-tight, black pants:

Here’s another Internet snoop’s attempt at circling Lady GaGa’s unmasked penis as proof peeking from her underpants:

Here’s another circle jerk job indicating the limp, “penile” protrusion, in the Lady’s panties:

Those on the other side of the GaGa Saga provide this shining evidence that she, in fact, is vagina-ready and penisless:

GaGa lovers also point to this image as evidence of her fine, if
powdery, womanhood — and her total lack of man packaging: 

Does it matter if Lady GaGa is swinging long or just swinging?

If she prefers women over boys — should that matter us?

If Lady GaGa likes to stuff her pants — or her bra — who are we to care?

The one certainty we know about Lady GaGa is that she can sing — and she knows how to put on a great show — both on and offstage.

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  1. David Boles – New York City – David Boles was born in Nebraska and holds an MFA from the Oscar Hammerstein II Center for Theatre Studies at Columbia University in the City of New York. He is an author, dramatist, editor, publisher, and teacher who writes across the live stage, print, radio, television, film, and the web. With more than 50 books in print, David continues to write 2MM words a year and has authored over 25K articles. He is a member of the Dramatists Guild, the Authors Guild, and PEN America, and founded The United Stage advocacy platform on the principle that playwrights have a duty to direct their own work. Read the Prairie Voice Archive at Boles.com | Buy his books at David Boles Books Writing & Publishing at BolesBooks.com | Study with Script Professor at ScriptProfessor.com | Touch American Sign Language mastery at Hardcore ASL at HardcoreASL.com | Explore the Human Meme podcast at HumanMeme.com | Train with Boles Bells at BolesBells.com.
    Gordon Davidescu says:

    Exactly, David. Who are we to care about the musician? The music is all that matters — and what great music it is!

  2. David Boles – New York City – David Boles was born in Nebraska and holds an MFA from the Oscar Hammerstein II Center for Theatre Studies at Columbia University in the City of New York. He is an author, dramatist, editor, publisher, and teacher who writes across the live stage, print, radio, television, film, and the web. With more than 50 books in print, David continues to write 2MM words a year and has authored over 25K articles. He is a member of the Dramatists Guild, the Authors Guild, and PEN America, and founded The United Stage advocacy platform on the principle that playwrights have a duty to direct their own work. Read the Prairie Voice Archive at Boles.com | Buy his books at David Boles Books Writing & Publishing at BolesBooks.com | Study with Script Professor at ScriptProfessor.com | Touch American Sign Language mastery at Hardcore ASL at HardcoreASL.com | Explore the Human Meme podcast at HumanMeme.com | Train with Boles Bells at BolesBells.com.
    David W. Boles says:

    I think Ms. Ga does like the publicity she generates with her gender-bending — but I think it’s a bit too much now and has become extremely cruel — if she had to do it all over again, I bet she wouldn’t let it get so out of control so fast.

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  7. I’m a man. If she is male, I’m gay. Transsex reassigned m2f whatever, do not have her anatomical proporions, head-size or vocal range. Adolescent men with limited experience of female anatomy or any concept of gender-reassignments, see a fold or prominent labia and call it a penis. Stephanie thinks kerching! Pop’s best attraction and guaranteed publicity: androdgeny/sexuality.

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