Welp, due to a wacky demand that has actually been ongoing for awhile, I am thrilled to announce you may now purchase all kinds of stuff at the Boles University Online Store!
You are now able to purchase all kinds of branded goodies: Shirts,
caps, mugs, dog clothes, clocks, underwear, stickers, magnets, buttons,
tile, wall art and a heap more!
Your satisfaction is guaranteed:
Shop from home with the comfort of knowing that your order
is backed by a 100% Money Back Guarantee. This 30-Day Guarantee gives
you plenty of time to check items for color, high-quality, and size for
yourself, family and friends. If for any reason you need to return or
exchange an item, just contact our Customer Service department and
you’re done!
If sales go well we may even add our Boles University Motto to future
products for sale and our Five-Talon Chinese Wood Dragon mascot — if
we can ever find such a thing in a high resolution format for print and
web publication – may also soon be available for purchase and honoring!
If you like what you read here you can always buy some swag at the Boles University Online Store to show your school spirit!