Yesterday we provided a list of Top Ten Chick Cars and today, as promised, we provide the definitive list of Top 10 Dude Cars — and when we say “Dude Cars” we mean these are vehicles only men should drive and no self-respecting woman should be caught dead driving or even riding shotgun — because these cars have masculine edges, dull personalities and bleed XY chromosomes.
We accept all barbs of sexism and small thinking because one cannot create a list like this without drawing lines and going for the funny of the reality:
1. Dodge Magnum
2. Any White Van
3. Range Rover
4. Chrysler 300
5. Mercedes GL
6. Ford Expedition
7. Hummer
8. Any Buick
9. Volkswagen Passat
10. Pontiac Solstice
Tomorrow, we might just provide the Top Ten Intergender Cars of All Time!