Ten One Hundred

Touching one hundred ways of knowing;
the next hundred explode.

Ten Ninety-Nine

The end is nigh
and becomes one and then ten.

How to Feel Good About Bending and Barring The Blues

There’s one thing that’s true about learning to play The Blues.  You’re going to get cut and your entire hand is going to hurt.  There’s one instant salve that will save you and restore your faith in music:  Nines.

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Keesha: You are that Girl and You are that Stupid

Keesha was voted out of the Big Brother 10 house and — in the spirit of poopy panties — we welcome her back into the land of the losers.

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Top Ten Dude Cars

Yesterday we provided a list of Top Ten Chick Cars and today, as promised, we provide the definitive list of Top 10 Dude Cars — and when we say “Dude Cars” we mean these are vehicles only men should drive and no self-respecting woman should be caught dead driving or even riding shotgun — because these cars have masculine edges, dull personalities and bleed XY chromosomes.

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Ten Minutes with Ten Women

Give me ten minutes to chat with these ten women in person and I guarantee we will be lifelong friends forever because their aesthetic spirit is strong and striking:

Natalie Portman and Alanis Morissette

 Natalie PortmanAlanis Morissette


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Top 10 Holiday Songs

Here are the Top 10 Holiday Songs of All Time as performed with the most justice to the original melody: 

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