Okay, it’s 6:00 AM on the East Coast of the United States and I’m ready to work and win the world and, meanwhile, all The Little Googles are sleeping! I need them awake and working with me, not against me!
Yesterday, Google released some new “Themes” for its iGoogle service,
but what few know and what many believe is that these new “Themes” are
actually small windows into the Googleplex workplace — where they all sit on shining, golden bidets — while the rest of us do the dirty work of the world’s bidding.
Here’s the Google Apps team in action:
This is the Google Phone lead developer doing research and development:
Here’s your Google Custom Search Business Edition team doing what they do best:
I wondered about a couple of the old “Themes”
and if they revealed Little Googles asleep at 6:00 AM instead of
readying to work — and here’s what I found when I peeked in on the Gmail Spam fighting team:
Here is the Google bidet fixer in action — and don’t
be fooled by that awake thing in the corner — for that’s not a
Googler, but rather a sprightly Microsoft Mole looking for search
engine optimization tips:
How do I wake my Googles so they are ready to work when I’m ready to work?
There’s no bigger bore than my brow sweat set against their cool side of the pillow.
Why must my Googles friends sleep at all?
Awake and Sing, my Little Googles, Awake and Sing!