I read something online the other day from someone proclaiming Rice University: “The Harvard of the South.”
That’s funny, I said to myself, because I always thought Duke University was supposed to be the “Harvard of the South.”
Then I wondered if Rice University was supposed to be the “Harvard of Texas” and if Duke was, in fact, the “Harvard of Durham.”
I giggled my way back to my days as an undergraduate at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln where, we were told in hushed whispers by the administration and the faculty, that “UNL is the Harvard of the Plains.”
I further recollected one my friends telling me, as an excited 18-year-old high school senior, how he’d been accepted at “Stanford University, the Harvard of the West Coast.”
Why do we need to make those kinds of false connections between greatness and rubbed-up-against wannabeism?
Why can’t Rice be Rice and Duke be Duke and UNL be UNL and Stanford be Stanford?
Let’s let Harvard be Harvard.
That said — and with your help — I have decided on the following, and I appreciate your assistance in making these connections lively, memeingful, and exotic:
“The New York Times is the Urban Semiotic of printed newspapers.”
“NASA is the Urban Semiotic of space exploration.”
“Barack Obama is the Urban Semiotic of future presidents.”
We thank you for your cooperation.
T-Shirts, lapel pins, and tattoo templates to follow…