Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt — of MTV’s “The Hills” — are, for some reason, clamoring to return to the Costa Rican jungle set of “Get Me Out of Here, I’m a Celebrity” after quitting the show twice.
We, as beloved consumers of all reality television, DO NOT WANT THEM BACK!
Please make Heidi and Spencer go away. NBC’s head of Reality Show Programming, Paul Telegdy, seems to agree with us:
We hope Telegdy is sincere in his loathing of them, but we cannot help but feel on some level this is all a setup to create false drama as Spencer and Heidi come and go as they please.
The two of them are such a borefest and we cannot wait to know that, if they return, they will quickly be voted off the island by the viewing audience and placed back into their nothingness.