There are suckers born every minute, and the newly announced Guitar Sidekick is a device divined for a sucker purchase. For only $30.00USD, you too, can have this wildly unnecessary and ridiculous accessory for your guitar:
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A while ago, I did a Google search for “ass burger” — and while I can’t remember the why or wherefore, I do remember grabbing this screenshot of the event so we could discuss this later — meaning now. I wonder how “Asperger” feels being included in a Google search return for “ass burger?” Is this search return an example of “searching by sound” and not by rational context? I can’t imagine “ass burger” is a common misspelling for “Asperger.”
Continue reading → Reverse Contextual Aural Discrimination: Did You Mean Ass Burger or Asperger?
One of the most annoying things in an allegedly literate human world is when a person invents a word for a word that already has meaning and context and then tries to press that definition into others in everyday use. I’m not talking about words like “Memeingful” or “RelationShaping” or even the colossal “Panopticonic” — all of which have base value in an original colloquial expression — no, I’m talking about “words” like “Blubeekuss” that are made up to be a synonym for “bra.”
My wife Elizabeth and I were at Whole Foods on the Upper West Side for some good wholesome food shopping. On our way out, a collection of books near the exit caught my eye. There was a sign inviting people to take and leave books. Every so often someone would come by and take the books to a charitable organization whose name I have already forgotten because I was so focused on the fact that there were a lot of books being given away.
Continue reading → Underlining and Highlighting August Strindberg
How easy is it to waste your life? We work. We ponder. We rarely live. We prefer complaining over action. We want tears of understanding stead of a hand up out of a pit.
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