No Idea is Forever
We know a promise only lives as long as the one making the promise, and today we must confess that no idea is forever.
How to Become Immortal
While it is inhuman to want for immortality — that impossible task is now possible if you have the right tangent and talent.
Ding Dong the Wicked Netscape is Dead!
We are thrilled to learn of the final demise and ultimate death of Netscape — even though it is only in browser form and not a company any longer.
Netscape, as a company, was one of the most arrogant entities in the mid-90’s as it professed its superiority while sitting on its elegance. As a browser, Netscape did some good things. As the company behind the browser — Netscape stink, stank, stunk!
How FTD Ruined Mothers Day
Janna and I learned a hard lesson yesterday: FTD Ruined Mother’s Day!
Incompetence has many feral fathers and its talent for boorishness is born in a variety of floral colors and indigent mothers — but when it comes to ruining Mother’s Day tomorrow — FTD barely edges out the DHL delivery service for the ultimate “I poop on you!” grand prize.
Janna and I ordered a lovely $60.00 USD bouquet for Janna’s mom in Iowa from the online flower powerhouse FTD — I’ll show you the flowers here virtually tomorrow since that’s the only way they’re ever going to be delivered anywhere — and we were incredibly disappointed to learn yesterday the flowers would not be delivered as promised.
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