We hate the title of this article, but after a week of careful thought, we decided — “Melissa Rivers Shits the Bed” — is precisely what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice. We wrote about the Rotten Rivers Sisters here in a previous article — and while we are thrilled to learn of Joan’s red herring that Melissa made it to the end — we are still left distraught and stinking by Melissa crapping all over everyone on the show.
We were looking forward to Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice 2”
until we learned that the “Apron Strings” tag-team of Joan and Melissa
Rivers would be competing separately on the same team even though
they’re the same person.