The Blues and Old Guys

When you come to the guitar later in life, you begin to notice a fascinating pattern of players just like you who choose to learn The Blues, too.

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Does Madge Have Man Arms?

I read online the other day that Madonna — aka “Madge” — now has “Man Arms” — and I immediately wondered two things.  One: is there a proper and acceptable aesthetic for the look of one’s arms based on gender alone?  Two: What is wrong with Madonna that she thinks those arms are in any way good for her?

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Being a Man in the Disney Store

About eleven years ago, I had a rather unpleasant encounter in The Disney Store that still leaves my mind wandering and wondering – why did it happen? What could I have done differently to get a better reaction? Let me set up the stage for you:

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The Preplanned Chimp Man

Santino is a chimpanzee. Or is he?

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How Not to Find a Jewish Wife

This article is a little tip for Jewish men (that’s what she said!) who are looking for a wife in New York City.

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Has Madonna Broken Her Gender?

Can you believe this is Madonna?

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The Definition of A Dirty Old Man

As men age, I wonder exactly when the moment hits and they forever cross the line into being a “Dirty Old Man” after an inappropriate joke or offensive comment is made in the company of a younger woman.

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