Drowning in a Sea of Styrofoam: Ten Sentence Story #148

Jerald woke up one morning and found himself drowning in a sea of styrofoam cups.

For years he had been warning his coworkers about the dangers of styrofoam cups and how it was detrimental to the environment — the disposable society in which they were living had a shelf life and he said that it was just a matter of time before they would all suffocate.

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The Privileged Jerk: Ten Sentence Story #122

A man walked angrily along the city sidewalk and unleashed rage when he brought up a particularly wealthy individual and the perceived misdeeds of this individual.

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The Most Ridiculous Guitar Accessory Ever

There are suckers born every minute, and the newly announced Guitar Sidekick is a device divined for a sucker purchase.  For only $30.00USD, you too, can have this wildly unnecessary and ridiculous accessory for your guitar:

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Waste Not, Want Nawt

I was sitting in a newly opened Italian restaurant earlier today with my friend Elizabeth when I saw something that really shocked me – I’m not referring to the prices, either. (I have gotten used to kosher restaurants costing a little more than non-kosher restaurants at this point in my life.)

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