Without further ado, here are the
Top Ten Things a Man Never Wants to Hear from a Woman and, mind you, I have never had any of these ever said to me.
1. We need to talk.
2. I need space.
3. You’re not funny.
4. Take out the garbage.
5. My mother is coming for a visit.
6. We are going to visit my mother.
7. Stop being needy.
8. I don’t mind average men.
9. When is my birthday?
10. Any sentence containing the word “relationship.”