If you fart in public, do you:
A). Make a joke out of it.
B). Quote a medical study saying everyone farts 14 times a day.
C). Pretend you didn’t deal it.
If you burp in public, do you:
A). Say, “Well, at least I didn’t fart!”
B). Try to do it with your mouth closed.
C). Let it rip as loud as possible.
If you feel that special something right there in your nose while in public, do you:
A). Do a quick pick and wipe the result on your pants.
B). Keep your head down and wait until you’re alone to remove the offender.
C). Ask someone else to confirm you have a dried mucus visitor in your nostril.