We love cats.
We love dogs.
We love all animals.
We do not, however, love all animal owners and in our direct experience and in our non-scientific research, we have come to the following conclusion: Cat People are better than Dog Folk and we’ll tell you why.
Freedom Over Control
Cats love to roam while dogs hang around. Cats are active explorers; dogs merely accompany.
Cats are self-entertaining — dogs need to perform for others to find self-satisfaction.
Independence Over Obedience
You do not tell cats what to do; you only make suggestions. Dogs live to be ordered around.
Cats choose owners that believe in liberty, freedom and The American Way and that means cats are self-providers: They can hunt down and kill their own dinner.
Dogs are bound to those who leash, command, and demand slobbering affection; dogs depend on the kindness of others to have their feed bowls filled twice-a-day.
Cats climb trees and fall from them without getting hurt. Dogs chase cats up trees so they can wonder at the example of “Falling, But Living” in the example of Nine Lives.
Pooping Over Eating Poo
Cats do not eat their own poo — dogs do. Enough said.
We hope you learned a lot on this limited trek through the domesticated animal world. If you are a dog owner, we feel for you and we live in fear of you.
Your control issues and demands for obedience carries over into your real life with others and your leashing of ideas becomes the lashing of those who do not agree with you. If you are a Cat Lover, we salute and pet you!
Your spirit and your need to allow others to feel their own way in the world — all while watching out for them — is a necessary and valued morality missing in the world today.
There’s a reason you hear about Crazy Cat Ladies and never Ditzy Dog Women: Cats are mystical and ethereal and they control your mind and essence — while dogs merely survive in space and wait in time for confirmation they’re important and wanted and they require the grace of others to live.