Do you think advertising has the absolute power to absolutely corrupt? Are young minds more vulnerable to subtle and overt advertising genius than older thinkers — or are we all enslaved by the temptation of our eyes and ears?
How do you explain the market research that led to the creation of two brand-new energy drink brands: Cocaine and Pimpjuice? Are we supposed to get a pre-thrill high from the idea of drinking “Cocaine” instead of snorting it?
What does this energy drink say about our culture? Is this product an expression of a free society — or is it proof of a further squeezing away of the moral duty we require of each other?
Now how do you feel about Pimpjuice? Would you purchase this product, bring it lovingly to your lips and slowly drink down the juice wrung from a pimp?
What’s going on here with this crass branding? Is the “energy drink” marketplace so packed with caffeinated competition that the only way to get heard is to go loud and rude and let go a giant, Pimpjuicy juicy fart in a crowded elevator?
What’s next on the caffeinated energy drink product horizon? Heroin and Pussyjuice?