The problem with George Clooney is he’s too pretty and too successful. Beauty
and money are poison to the body in situ when they live in a single
person because they purchase overconfidence and a false sense of
George Clooney believes he can do no wrong — and so we
get thumpers like “Leatherheads” and “Oceans 13” and “Spy Kids 3D: Game
George needs to get uglier and poorer and then he will
once again become the common man with the uncommon touch that makes us
all yearn to be like him and to take up the life he leads.
Until then, we must remain distant, yet calm, as the horizon of celebrity and fame overtakes our formerly fortuitous star.