Dale wept for 72 for straight days.

He cried himself to sleep.

He awoke bawling in a balled up foetal position.

The woman of his daylight dreams and evening night terrors — The formerly “Ms.” Kim Kardashian — had dashed every hope of his heart and married a living Frankenstein monster.

Dale, a true friend and a giving imaginary lover, watched her wedding on television and cried during all the commercials.

He had to have dry eyes so he could eye her dresses and jewels.

And then day 72 arrived, and Dale stopped weeping for his lost love for a single second and then began crying anew for joy that his beloved had finally been set free from the bonds of human matrimony and cleaved from that bolt-necked monster that had gifted her hand in marriage.

Now Dale is re-engaged to his beloved Kim and she visits him in his dreams.

He runs with her again along golden beaches.

Dale can mend her broken heart by asking her to give away her hand a second time so they can both finally live happily ever after.

Posted by David Boles

David Boles was born in Nebraska and his MFA is from Columbia University in the City of New York. He is an Author, Lyricist, Playwright, Publisher, Editor, Actor, Designer, Director, Poet, Producer, and Boodle Boy for print, radio, television, film, the web and the live stage. With more than 50 books in print, David continues to write 2MM words a year. He has authored over 25K articles and published more. Read the Prairie Voice Archive at Boles.com | Buy his books at David Boles Books Writing & Publishing | Earn the world with David Boles University | Get a script doctored at Script Professor | Touch American Sign Language mastery at Hardcore ASL.

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  1. Great story, David. Good for Dale. He deserves a little happiness after all that sadness.

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    1. Yes, we certainly feel for poor Dale.

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  2. […] Then you have the horror of celebrity marriage — which was a blight on the landscape of marriage long before there were patently fake marriages like the one involving Kim Kardashian and the rather unfortunate soul that was pulled into the rather vulgar ploy. […]

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  3. […] the Kardashians are just too much to take one second longer, and when TMZ.com and People magazine are overwhelming […]

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  4. […] we cannot forget last year’s joke of a wedding. After spending more money on the wedding than I will see in several lifetimes, Kim Kardashian […]

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