And Dale Wept for 72 Days: Ten Sentence Story #142
Dale wept for 72 for straight days.
He cried himself to sleep.
He awoke bawling in a balled up foetal position.
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On Creating Life Filters: Ten Sentence Story #131
Betty had one wish in life: To Filter Everything Out of Her Life That Had to Do with Kim Kardashian — including that massive butt of hers that, unfortunately for us all, turned out to be all too real.
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MTV’s 16 and Pregnant Reveals Punishing Sorrows
We all know abstinence, as a birth control method, is not a good way to avoid pregnancy because the failure rate for abstinence is 100% if a tiny drop of a mistake is made — and many young people today have variable definitions of sex that goes far beyond simple penile penetration of the vagina. You have your sloppy oral sex. You have your crude anal sex. You have your various raw rubbings and rubbery gruntings in the back seats of cars and on den sofas. You don’t know when a drip or a dribble might take a turn for the worse and a baby is the made as the result of a quick-release lust. MTV has a terrific show called — 16 and Pregnant — and it is a magnificent piece of reality television that puts the truth to the lie that unplanned teen pregnancies, and unwed teen moms, are something to be celebrated in the media.
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Is Kim Kardashian a Hubristic Hussy or Just a Fleshy Flouncer?
Kim Kardashian is clearly a woman with a beautify body — but is she a good human being? Does she deserve our rapt attention and careful imitation? Or has she only, repeatedly, earned our pity? Kim first stung our national eye red while starring in a graphic sex videotape — and, since that embarrassment, she’s feature danced in a sad reality television show that demonstrates her inbred lack of social mores and a vacancy of proper cultural values; she posed nude for Playboy and later regretted her bad taste in exposing her flesh — and this week she appears butt-naked-but-painted-in-silver on the cover of W magazine: The badonkadonk doth protest too much, wethinks.
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