The Eyelash Comb-Over
Allergan created a medication that will grow your eyelashes! Do we want our eyelashes to grow long enough to become the bald man’s answer to a comb-over?
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You Look Smart: Bending Compliments for Political Gain
There are those alive in the world that seek to find personal insult in any utterance and a deep wounding in every gesture or glance. Those brittle people only feel better in playing the system to punish those that they believe have punctured them.
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Parents Testing Hair Follicles
If you do an internet search on — “parents test hair follicle” — you will be given a bunch of returns that help parents test the hairs of their children for long-term drug use.
Waiting
by Janet Hanna
For what exactly am I waiting?
The grocery line to hurry
The tiny age lines around my mouth to harden
The friend who doesn’t return a call
An enemy to soften
The finality of Armageddon
My clothes to dry
Justice, perhaps, even world peace
The heat to come on
A Summer vacation
My child to be grateful
The coffee to perk.
My mother’s approval,
I used to think,
Was worth the wait.
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