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Sissy Biggers is the Next Food Network Star!

Last night, the Food Network revealed its next star:  Sissy Biggers! 
We thought we were wholly finished with Sissy Biggers and her annoying voice, the yipping Chihuahua personality, strange teeth, wispy hair and no-talent parading around our television as a pseudo-expert — but, no — the Food Network is bringing back our worst nightmare and giving her a cooking show that starts next week called “Kitchen Survival Guide.”

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Melissa Rivers Shits the Bed

We hate the title of this article, but after a week of careful thought, we decided — “Melissa Rivers Shits the Bed” — is precisely what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice.  We wrote about the Rotten Rivers Sisters here in a previous article — and while we are thrilled to learn of Joan’s red herring that Melissa made it to the end — we are still left distraught and stinking by Melissa crapping all over everyone on the show.

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Joan and Melissa Rivers Ruin Celebrity Apprentice 2

We were looking forward to Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice 2”
until we learned that the “Apron Strings” tag-team of Joan and Melissa
Rivers would be competing separately on the same team even though
they’re the same person.

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