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Kathy Griffin Cuts a Bitch

We have loved Kathy Griffin because she is an outsider and a rebel.  What,
then, happens when your favorite celebrity stone-thrower becomes a
fawning morass of sentimentality instead of a biting, vicious,
cutting-edge-funny razor?

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Survivor Tocatins Team Color Enhancements

Survivor Tocatins is especially pleasing this season as we get our
first exposure to the intentional color coordination of each team in
the clothes they are wearing:

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Joan and Melissa Rivers Ruin Celebrity Apprentice 2

We were looking forward to Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice 2”
until we learned that the “Apron Strings” tag-team of Joan and Melissa
Rivers would be competing separately on the same team even though
they’re the same person.

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Cancel American Idol

We previously loved American Idol 8, but now that we’re down to the nut of it, we realize the show is fatally flawed.  American
Idol has become Karaoke with the worst singers.  The contestants are
painful to listen to and when they get eliminated the show drags on and
on and on…

Marie Osmond: Eat Something!

We all know Marie Osmond has an obsessive-compulsive nature.  We’ve seen the results of her overeating and her over-dancing.

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Cut Joshua Jackson From Fringe

We love Fringe.  We do not, however, love Joshua Jackson on the show.  He doesn’t fit.  He isn’t strange enough to mesh with the rest of the cast.  He must be cut.

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Miley Cyrus Captured in Racist Slit-Eye

Miley Cyrus was recently caught in a photograph making the universal, infamous, and insulting “Slit-Eye” gesture to condescend the form of the Asian eye:

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Thriller Musical Means the Death of the Theatre

The news this week that Michael Jackson’s music video was on its way to Broadway
as a new musical was the Death Knell of the modern theatre as the final
nail was hammered into the coffin of imaginative new works in the
legitimate theatre.

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Why Valkyrie Failed

Valkyrie is dead at the box office and it’s all Tom Cruise’s fault.  As
someone wiser than us recently said about the former superstar: “No
movie star has been around so long and has yet been so hated as Tom
Cruise.”

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Jeremy Piven Breaks Broadway

Actor Jeremy Piven
was starring in David Mamet’s Speed the Plow revival on Broadway until
he abruptly left the show because of mercury poisoning via eating too
much sushi.

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