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Big Brother Drug Dealer

Former Big Brother winner Adam Jasinski is in big trouble:

CHERRY HILL native Adam Jasinski used his $500,000 prize from winning CBS’ “Big Brother” to buy oxycodone pills to re-sell, authorities say.

Jasinski, 31, was arrested over the weekend in Florida after allegedly
trying to sell a sock full of the painkillers to an undercover federal
agent. Jasinski, a Camden County Community College grad, faces up to 20
years in prison and a $1 million fine if convicted on charges of
possession with intent to distribute the narcotic.

Jasinski made headlines while living in the “Big Brother”
house last year when he referred to autistic children as “retards,”
which caused him to lose his job in public relations for the United
Autism Foundation. Jasinski was also heard, on a live 24/7 Internet
feed of the house, calling a gay cast mate a “faggot.”

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Vote Heidi and Spencer Off the Earth!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt — of MTV’s “The Hills” — are, for some reason, clamoring to return to the Costa Rican jungle set of “Get Me Out of Here, I’m a Celebrity” after quitting the show twice.

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A Tale of Two Daughters

This is the tale of two daughters — each born of rocker passion and into money.  In the same week, one daughter accused her dead father of having sex with her for a decade while the other found her own footing and became a star in her own standing.

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Ellen on Idol?

The depressing news that Ellen DeGeneres has been hired to weigh down American Idol as the new fourth judge is the only proof we need that the show is cooked, done and over and a satire unto itself.

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Hiding Dominick Dunne's Death

In a strange twist of one celebrity having more fame than another, the family of writer Dominick Dunne tried to hide his death from the media so his death wouldn’t be overshadowed by the demise of Senator Ted Kennedy:

The Vanity Fair journalist and novelist Dominick Dunne has died from cancer at 83. It transpires that he passed away on Wednesday just when the world’s media were scrabbling to cover the death of Edward Kennedy. Because they did not want his obituaries to be overshadowed by the senator’s death, Dunne’s family tried to keep his death a secret, with a spokesman initially refusing to confirm it.

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Megan Wants a Murderer

The horrific murder story of Ryan Jenkins allegedly killing his girlfriend and then cutting off her fingers and pulling her teeth — is perhaps the beginning of the end of irresponsible reality television.

Ryan appeared on the awful “Megan Wants a Millionaire” show and then graduated, as reality television stars often do, to another reality show called “I Love Money 3” which — according to published reports — Jenkins won.

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Shatting on Palin

William Shatner’s goofing on Sarah Palin’s farewell speech was funny the first time.  The second time, when Shatner tried to make fun of her Tweets, he plopped
and flopped
 — all while the musicians
behind Shatner were mugging for the camera in a wholly inappropriate manner.

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Miley Cyrus Bucks Naked

Miley Cyrus appeared semi-nude in the recent edition of Vanity Fair magazine.  Instead of owning her behavior, she instead blamed the photographer and the magazine for exploiting the nude back of her blossoming, nubile, 15-year-old body.

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Melissa Rivers Shits the Bed

We hate the title of this article, but after a week of careful thought, we decided — “Melissa Rivers Shits the Bed” — is precisely what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice.  We wrote about the Rotten Rivers Sisters here in a previous article — and while we are thrilled to learn of Joan’s red herring that Melissa made it to the end — we are still left distraught and stinking by Melissa crapping all over everyone on the show.

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Susan Boyle: The Ugly and the Unkissed

We find the rise of television and internet singing phenomenon Susan Boyle confusing and disappointing.  What the world is confessing in their stunned sycophancy for her is ritualistically simple:  “Golly, we never suspected ugly, unkissed, people could have beautiful singing voices.”

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