Last week, Janna was in Greenwich Village, and she happened upon a street filming scene near Washington Square Park starring Donald Trump. She snagged The Donald in action with her iPhone. Who knew then what we know now: Trump was filming the opening for last night’s live “Celebrity Apprentice” finale.
Last night, the awful Celebrity Apprentice ground to a halt to wrongly “choose” Joan Rivers as Donald Trump’s newest lapdog. The tragedy in the wrongful dubbing is that the real winner, the true winner, was poker champ Annie Duke.
We hate the title of this article, but after a week of careful thought, we decided — “Melissa Rivers Shits the Bed” — is precisely what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice. We wrote about the Rotten Rivers Sisters here in a previous article — and while we are thrilled to learn of Joan’s red herring that Melissa made it to the end — we are still left distraught and stinking by Melissa crapping all over everyone on the show.
We were looking forward to Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice 2”
until we learned that the “Apron Strings” tag-team of Joan and Melissa
Rivers would be competing separately on the same team even though
they’re the same person.
The great Piers Morgan rightly won “The Celebrity Apprentice” last night. Piers won because of his aggressive and unfailing perseverance and dedication. I love the guy!