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NBC Fails Jay and Conan

In the biggest recantation since New Coke and Coke Blak, NBC/Comcast are rumored to be reversing their ridiculous removal of Jay Leno from “The Tonight Show” and pushing Conan O’Brien back into the late night boneyard where he belongs.

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Melodrama is Not Right Drama

All good drama should convey the essence of the human condition and melodrama can never meet that mandate.  A righteous dramatic experience can be uplifting, serve as a warning against degraded morality, and every play must end with a proper catharsis

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Domino’s Pizza Turnaround Fail Fail Fail

On December 27, 2009, Domino’s Pizza threw out their old pizza recipe and, they claim, invented a whole new taste experience.  Yesterday, I suspending my eating morality for two seconds and took a bite of the “new and improved” Domino’s — cheese only — pizza to see just how much had changed with the iconic pizza of my childhood. 

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Exporting Blog Content from Spaces to Blogger

Do you have any idea how hard it is to extricate your blog content from Microsoft Spaces and import it into another blog hosting platform?

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Vote Heidi and Spencer Off the Earth!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt — of MTV’s “The Hills” — are, for some reason, clamoring to return to the Costa Rican jungle set of “Get Me Out of Here, I’m a Celebrity” after quitting the show twice.

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Miley Cyrus Bucks Naked

Miley Cyrus appeared semi-nude in the recent edition of Vanity Fair magazine.  Instead of owning her behavior, she instead blamed the photographer and the magazine for exploiting the nude back of her blossoming, nubile, 15-year-old body.

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Thriller Musical Means the Death of the Theatre

The news this week that Michael Jackson’s music video was on its way to Broadway
as a new musical was the Death Knell of the modern theatre as the final
nail was hammered into the coffin of imaginative new works in the
legitimate theatre.

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Why Valkyrie Failed

Valkyrie is dead at the box office and it’s all Tom Cruise’s fault.  As
someone wiser than us recently said about the former superstar: “No
movie star has been around so long and has yet been so hated as Tom
Cruise.”

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Jamie Lynn Spears: Baby-Making BabyMama

The National Enquirer is reporting Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant again, a few short months after giving birth in June.  She allegedly did not know she could get pregnant “while breastfeeding.”

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Why Heath Ledger Must Not Win an Academy Award

Heath Ledger killed himself.  While some mourn his death, the rest of us must not celebrate his faux life by giving him an Academy Award for his disgusting role in The Dark Knight.

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