Vote Heidi and Spencer Off the Earth!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt — of MTV’s “The Hills” — are, for some reason, clamoring to return to the Costa Rican jungle set of “Get Me Out of Here, I’m a Celebrity” after quitting the show twice.
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Miley Cyrus Bucks Naked
Miley Cyrus appeared semi-nude in the recent edition of Vanity Fair magazine. Instead of owning her behavior, she instead blamed the photographer and the magazine for exploiting the nude back of her blossoming, nubile, 15-year-old body.
Thriller Musical Means the Death of the Theatre
The news this week that Michael Jackson’s music video was on its way to Broadway
as a new musical was the Death Knell of the modern theatre as the final
nail was hammered into the coffin of imaginative new works in the
legitimate theatre.
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Why Valkyrie Failed
Valkyrie is dead at the box office and it’s all Tom Cruise’s fault. As
someone wiser than us recently said about the former superstar: “No
movie star has been around so long and has yet been so hated as Tom
Cruise.”
Jamie Lynn Spears: Baby-Making BabyMama
The National Enquirer is reporting Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant again, a few short months after giving birth in June. She allegedly did not know she could get pregnant “while breastfeeding.”
Why Heath Ledger Must Not Win an Academy Award
Heath Ledger killed himself. While some mourn his death, the rest of us must not celebrate his faux life by giving him an Academy Award for his disgusting role in The Dark Knight.
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Why Christie Brinkley is a Bad Mother
We were disgusted by the circus that was Christie Brinkley’s divorce. She set that brutality in the center of the public square for our stoning and scrutiny. We believe Ms. Brinkley is a bad mother because no good mother would ever purposefully exploit the welfare of her children by mocking and embarrassing their father on television and in reams of newsprint.
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