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Jesus Christ, Something Offends Somebody

When you create art, or when you write something, you always risk offending someone somewhere.

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I Have a Giant Penis!

I have a giant penis! It doesn’t help that I wear invisible pants.
I am also incredibly thin. I eat brownies and frosting and I never gain an inch.
I am independently wealthy. I regularly send millions of dollars to all my powerful friends in Nigeria.

Giant Penis

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