In the name of unity, and in the spirit of reconciliation as the realization Sarah Palin will soon be the new Vice President of these United States, let it be known today we have re-named this blog from — David W. Boles’ Urban Semiotic — to “Hose Hotrod’s Crunk Petrol” thanks to the ingenious Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
With Palin giving her children ridiculous names born for the mocking — Trig, Willow, Piper, Track, Bristol — it was inevitable the rest of the free world would follow her example. As you can see below — “Boles” — in Palin-Speak translates into “Hose Hotrod…”
…and “Urb” translates into “Crunk Petrol.”
Barack becomes aptly named: “Mangle Blue.”
Janna becomes “Ladel Torque.”
Gordon is now “Chalk Revelation.”
Does anyone sense a naming pattern here? Am I alone in smelling trucks, guns, kitchen utensils, Bibles and hockey?
The lovely Anne probably fares the best in a Brave New Palinista World as she transforms into: “Krinkle Bearcat.”
We welcome you to Hose Hotrod’s Crunk Petrol and we look forward to serving you in “Palin’s America” err… I mean… in “Drown Wing’s Wood Corps.”