Yesterday in Iraq, Dubya got what he deserved as a furious local journalist tossed two shoes his way as the rest of the world gasped and guffawed.
Shoe One came with this note:
This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is the farewell kiss, you dog.
Shoe two was delivered thusly:
This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq.
Bush, obviously a Wii Fit fan, artfully dodged both shoes because, obviously, he knew they weren’t soccer balls.
In Arab culture, shoes are considered, “filthy,” and tossing them at the American President is a grave show of disrespect.