In a duplicitous move that only a Palin could hope to pull off by wholly underestimating our intelligence again, high-school dropout and unwed mother Bristol Palin — daughter of said Sarah — wants to be the public face of teen abstinence.
Have you stopped laughing yet?
When you voluntarily place yourself in the Panopticon — you should expect its blinking eye to bite you back with every lash if you lie under the gaze of the active watchers.
Even the very kids Bristol is trying to reach know her abstinence message is a fake and a fraud and the evidence is in the baby suckling on her heaving breasts:
“It’s a big flop,” said Jerry Kowal, a senior at Solomon Schecter High School in Hartsdale, N.Y., referring to Palin’s campaign to get teens to abstain from sex.
“I don’t think it’s her real opinion,” the 17-year-old told ABCNews.com. “She’s just trying to help her mother. She said it herself that abstinence education doesn’t work. I looked it up.”
In a February interview with Fox News’ Greta Susteren, Palin talked about how much her life had changed since the birth of then-two month old Trigg and how teenage abstinence was “unrealistic.”
Bristol Palin in the most powerful person in the entire state of Alaska as the keeper of her mother’s lies — but Bristol Palin must wield that power carefully and cautiously and not spend the few bits of goodwill she might have left with a wary public by campaigning for a cause she has already, and absolutely, failed in both example and practice.