We all know we cannot afford cheap shoes. Yesterday, I could not resist the opportunity to buy some cheap shoes/slippers/slip-ons at Payless because they were so ugly, and ridiculous, and — unlike O.J., these ugly-ass shoes fit me like a glove — and, as an added bonus, the slippers match the rug! Now when I walk across the living room, I’m invisible from the ankles down!
The shoes/slippers are made with official Realtree Camo, and while I do have a Realtree hooded sweatshirt from Carhartt, the shoes just made me laugh because they are much too delicate to see any sort of real-life Camo duty in the field.
I will not wear the beauties in public. These slip-ons are my new around-the-house kicks and I’ll love every moment of invisibly Camo-ing my feet indoors.
I thought I had cornered the market for ugly-ass footwear when a simple Google query returned these even uglier Nike Realtree-branded basketball shoes!
Realtree Camo must be the new Black — and I can’t wait for the day when the new Camo fades back to Black — but for now, it’s Camo from head to Camo toe!