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Barack Obama Bashed by Citizen Bob Kerrey

We are former United States Senator Bob Kerrey fans.

We are current United States Senator Barack Obama fans.

We don’t like it when one of our objects of admiration bashes the other.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt's Giant Dimpled Dumper

Jennifer Love Hewitt is upset the world knows she has a giant, dimpled, dumper.

We
agree with her that the size of her butt should not define her, but her
big butt is fair play, as they say, because she is in the public eye
and wants attention and money from her public fame on television and in
movies and her exposed rump roast is the price of that meaty admission
to celebrity.

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Oprah Winfrey as Benevolent Dictator

Oprah Winfrey gave away $2.1 million dollars worth of junk to 300 people in the audience of her popular television program.

In all, Oprah lavished more than $7,000 worth of gifts on each of the 300 people who wrote in and got tickets to the show, believing the topic was going to be American hometowns.

Audience members broke down into tears and were visibly shaking after Winfrey, who laid on her southern drawl for the entire show, popped the surprise that she had arrived to present them with her “favorite” holiday gifts.

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What is a Celebrity Semiotic?

It’s a fair question to wonder on the meaning of a “Celebrity Semiotic”
— what is it, what does it mean, and what are you doing with the idea
here?  The celebrity is the image — sometimes a craven image —
that lives beyond the ordinary life and into the excesses of the future
and the past.

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Lindsay Lohan Stiffs Justice in 84 Minutes

Lindsay Lohan was supposed to do jail time for a car chase — but ended up only serving 84 minutes of her four-day sentence:

Lindsay Lohan entered a Southern California jail on
November 15 – and walked out 84 minutes later. The 21-year-old actress
checked herself into the Century Regional Detention Facility in
Lynwood, California at 10:30 a.m. to serve a minimum 24-hour sentence
following an alleged car chase in July, and a crash in Beverly Hills in
May. In line with prison policy for releasing non-violent offenders due
to overcrowding, Lohan was released at 11:54 a.m.

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