Why Cat People are Better than Dog Folk
We love cats.
We love dogs.
We love all animals.
We do not, however, love all animal owners and in our direct experience and in our non-scientific research, we have come to the following conclusion: Cat People are better than Dog Folk and we’ll tell you why.
Freedom Over Control
Cats love to roam while dogs hang around. Cats are active explorers; dogs merely accompany.
Cats are self-entertaining — dogs need to perform for others to find self-satisfaction.
Independence Over Obedience
You do not tell cats what to do; you only make suggestions. Dogs live to be ordered around.
Cats choose owners that believe in liberty, freedom and The American Way and that means cats are self-providers: They can hunt down and kill their own dinner.
Dogs are bound to those who leash, command, and demand slobbering affection; dogs depend on the kindness of others to have their feed bowls filled twice-a-day.
Cats climb trees and fall from them without getting hurt. Dogs chase cats up trees so they can wonder at the example of “Falling, But Living” in the example of Nine Lives.
Pooping Over Eating Poo
Cats do not eat their own poo — dogs do. Enough said.
That said… nothing is perfect, not even Google.
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