Twitter is over. Finished. Through. Overdone and dun. How do I know? I have the evidence right here:
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! Will you be drinking into drunkenness today?
Are you wearing green right now?
Will you be pinching those who aren’t wearing green?
Do you even participate in this non-holiday celebration?
Is Saint Patty’s day about honoring the immigrant in parades across the country?
Or is this day more of a mainstream religious reminder how dangerous it is to let foreigners step foot on our sacred land — land originally founded by Native Americans
— to only create sub-cultures in a group core and foment niche gangs that create economic stratification and propel black market futures?
Heath Ledger is dead at 28. If he were not famous — would he deserve the celebrity mega-media coverage being blanketed upon us in the wake of his wake?
Barack Obama won Iowa last night — one of the “Whitest” states in the union — with a resounding and undeniable smashing of Hillary Clinton’s “inevitable” campaign for the presidency of the United States.
The Jena 6 happening brought nooses back to the mainstream mindset and we now seem to be in the midst of a media frenzy where nooses are seen everywhere and people are put on edge just waiting to be insulted by a length of knotted rope so they can express their indignant outrage.