The Sarah Palin Turkey Slaughter
We are not fans of that awful Sarah Palin woman because she is insensitive and narrow-minded. Her recent interview in front of a live turkey slaughtering station just proves to us again how wrong she is for America.
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Vice President Joe Six Pack and Renting the American Dream
Yesterday, Sarah Palin said she wants to represent “Joe Six Pack” in the vice presidency of the United States. Most an entire nation groaned in response.
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Loving the Outlier
I love the outlier. Most scientific people discourage the outlier as an anomaly, an outsider, a “something that must be identified and then discredited.”
Chicken Little McCain Cancels Debate as Sky Fails to Fall
Moments ago John McCain showed his true character by canceling his Friday presidential debate with Barack Obama because of the “financial crises” over the $700 billion bailout bill.
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Hose Hotrod’s Crunk Petrol
In the name of unity, and in the spirit of reconciliation as the realization Sarah Palin will soon be the new Vice President of these United States, let it be known today we have re-named this blog from — David W. Boles’ Urban Semiotic — to “Hose Hotrod’s Crunk Petrol” thanks to the ingenious Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
With Palin giving her children ridiculous names born for the mocking — Trig, Willow, Piper, Track, Bristol — it was inevitable the rest of the free world would follow her example. As you can see below — “Boles” — in Palin-Speak translates into “Hose Hotrod…”
Banning Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin must be banned. Sarah Palin must be removed from our national dialogue and our missing national consciousness. Sarah Palin in a Book Banner.
Palin the Pig: 091101 NYC and the Child Martyr
It’s that time of year again when New York City once again feels sorry for itself and the parade of 9/11 martyrs make their mandatory appearance in the pit of what used to be the World Trade Center. This morning, we witnessed the young children of the dead — they “do not remember their father” — but are nonetheless forced to pretend to recall him on television, in speeches they did not write, to help perpetuate the offensive and utterly meaningless “Why Us?” chest thumping that has replaced healing and rediscovery of a forward-propelling hope in America.
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