We have always enjoyed reading Camille Paglia’s articles in Salon.com, but we have been stupefied the past year or so over her ongoing and irrational public crush on perpetual quitter Sarah Palin.
Continue reading → Paglia and Her Wounding Palin Infatuation
Sarah Palin is no shrinking violet and if she’s really a “barracuda” — her quitting as governor of Alaska last Friday is curious.
In a duplicitous move that only a Palin could hope to pull off by wholly underestimating our intelligence again, high-school dropout and unwed mother Bristol Palin — daughter of said Sarah — wants to be the public face of teen abstinence.
Continue reading → Bristol Palin in the Pregnancy Panopticon
A maybe, baby, or a bounty?
We are not fans of that awful Sarah Palin woman because she is insensitive and narrow-minded. Her recent interview in front of a live turkey slaughtering station just proves to us again how wrong she is for America.
Yesterday, Sarah Palin said she wants to represent “Joe Six Pack” in the vice presidency of the United States. Most an entire nation groaned in response.
Continue reading → Vice President Joe Six Pack and Renting the American Dream
I love the outlier. Most scientific people discourage the outlier as an anomaly, an outsider, a “something that must be identified and then discredited.”
Moments ago John McCain showed his true character by canceling his Friday presidential debate with Barack Obama because of the “financial crises” over the $700 billion bailout bill.
Continue reading → Chicken Little McCain Cancels Debate as Sky Fails to Fall
In the name of unity, and in the spirit of reconciliation as the realization Sarah Palin will soon be the new Vice President of these United States, let it be known today we have re-named this blog from — David W. Boles’ Urban Semiotic — to “Hose Hotrod’s Crunk Petrol” thanks to the ingenious Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator.
With Palin giving her children ridiculous names born for the mocking — Trig, Willow, Piper, Track, Bristol — it was inevitable the rest of the free world would follow her example. As you can see below — “Boles” — in Palin-Speak translates into “Hose Hotrod…”
Sarah Palin must be banned. Sarah Palin must be removed from our national dialogue and our missing national consciousness. Sarah Palin in a Book Banner.
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