Today, I propose we enact a new rule when it comes to the Art of Human Living: Outlawing Crafting. I realize this idea may be less popular than Jonathan Swift’s “Modest Proposal” — commoditizing children by eating babies in the time of economic hardship — and I’m sure there are some among us who will also accuse me of treachery against the American Spirit.
We live to pretend to recreate Art from the junk of others.
In a duplicitous move that only a Palin could hope to pull off by wholly underestimating our intelligence again, high-school dropout and unwed mother Bristol Palin — daughter of said Sarah — wants to be the public face of teen abstinence.
Continue reading → Bristol Palin in the Pregnancy Panopticon
The most powerful person in Alaska is no longer Sarah Palin. The most powerful person in Alaska is Sarah’s teenage daughter, and unwed mother, Bristol. Bristol knows her mother’s secrets. Bristol Palin is the Keeper of the Lies even as her mother starts her presidential bid for 2012.
Is it an evolutionary necessity that all babies are born selfish and power-seeking?
Continue reading → Are Babies Born Selfish and Power-Seeking?
There’s evolution going on around you and it has nothing to do with genes or survival of the fittest — no, this movement is about the rise of silicone and the fakery of pseudo-animatrons pretending to be people.
Continue reading → Rise of the Nuclear Silicone Family: Real Dolls and Reborns
The other day I was engulfed in a fascinating conversation about the differences in sexuality and beauty between cultures when my young Nigerian female friend blurted out during our talk, “You know Black chicks want White dicks, right?”
Continue reading → Brewing a Better Stew: Black Chicks Want White Dicks
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes — or “Kate” Holmes as she is now to be known because Mr. Cruise has reportedly deemed “Katie” too “juvenile” a name for a mother — now appear to have settled the financial aspect of their relationship.
Continue reading → The Price of Matrimony and the Going Rate for Babies
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