If you say anything negative about Sarah Palin — or her fruitless brood on the internets — there are the “Sarah Defenders” who will clamber out of their rat holes to heel by her side and give it to you in email while insulting you with rabid commentary. We have the “Obama Effect” and we have the “Palin Frenzy” and I will choose effectiveness over rapture every time.
If you choose to criticize Palin, the first thing her “defenders” do is call you names. They accuse you of being “scared of her” and “obsessed” and “in love” and “you know she’s more of a man than you’ll ever be.”
Even a calm comments stream about a Palin advertising documentary will quickly turn rancid when the Palin pets show up to close down the barn.
I’m here to tell all the Palin lovers that we — who write negatively about her as a person, a mother, and as a living political cartoon — are not scared of her. We know her. We’ve seen her kind before. We understand she is an uneducated, know-nothing, bully.
We know this, because we have seen her before in the charade of the George W. Bush presidency — and our nation suffered under his simpleton, inarticulate and spineless leadership for eight years — and we vowed to ourselves, and to each other, to never tolerate another fool like that again.
We are all honor bound to expose Sarah Palin’s lies and to needfully grind away at her felicitous public image — polished into a shiny turd by the “lamestream media” she so claims to hate — and we do this because we know America cannot afford any more wars or any more cuts in the social fabric if we ever hope to survive in a world economy.
We know America is desperate and searching and that’s how conservative polyglots and servile sycophants prop up a Trojan Horse presidency — so the lie in the wood can do their evil bidding behind closed prison doors — and we refuse to sit back and be quiet and let it all happen all over again in another stolen presidential election.
We are stalwart. We are warning beacons. We are the living evidence for: “Never Again!”