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An Open Letter to Steve Carell

Dear Steve Carell —

Please retire.  Or at least stay on your “Office” television show if you are contractually obligated to not fully go away yet.  At least stop making movies.  Spare us from any more of your ordinary, mediocre
mind and lesser talent.

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Hulk Hogan Invokes God's Will

Hulk Hogan said on the Larry King Show this week that the young man —
a former United States soldier — who was injured in his son’s car
crash, and who is now in a constant vegetative state, was so grievously
injured in the accident because God wanted to “make him a better
person.”

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Clay Aiken and Fatherhood

Clay Aiken announced this week he was going to be a father.  Some in the media chuckled at the notion that Clay Aiken had the want and ability to father a child with a woman.

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Rachael Ray and Her Dunkin' Donuts Terrorist Scarf

The conservative moaning over the Dunkin’ Donuts advertisement starring Rachael Ray is incredibly dismissive of reality and prejudiced against secular facts.  The scarf Ms. Ray was wearing in the advertisement was not a “terrorist wrap” in any way and she, and Dunkin’ Donuts, should’ve publicly condemned the conservative effort to shut down their right to express their taste and style to make a dollar.

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The Problem with George Clooney

The problem with George Clooney is he’s too pretty and too successful.  Beauty
and money are poison to the body in situ when they live in a single
person because they purchase overconfidence and a false sense of
knowing.

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Piers Morgan Rightly Wins Celebrity Apprentice

The great Piers Morgan rightly won “The Celebrity Apprentice” last night.  Piers won because of his aggressive and unfailing perseverance and dedication.  I love the guy!

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John Ritter's Payout from the Grave

John Ritter’s widow is suing her husband’s doctors for $67 million dollars.  She claims the lawsuit isn’t about money, but rather about admitting wrongdoing. 

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Christian Brando Dies a Cursed Life

Christian Brando is dead.  Was he killed by his life — or by the sins of his dead father, Marlon Brando?

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When Death Takes the Famous

We are a society that covets fame.

When Brad Renfro dies, we pause and listen for details.

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Cloverfield Rejects History

Cloverfield is a new monster movie set in New York City that —
intentionally or not, brings back, audibly and semiotically — the
horrors of 9/11.

Entertainment does not exist in a vacuum. 

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