There Will Be Blood Libel: Ten Sentence Story #110
Gunshots ring across the city square.
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Sarah Palin at the Core of Crosshairs
The unraveling of the attempted assassination of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords in Arizona over the weekend warns us against inciting the threat of metaphorical violence in politics to achieve literal ends. Sarah “Don’t Retreat, Reload” Palin placed herself in the center of the assassin’s intention with her despicable — and clearly terroristic — weaponized “map” of targeted Democrats, that included Gabby Giffords, placed in gun scope crosshairs on her Facebook page. In the wake of the shooting, the map has been removed.
Bristol Palin Wins Dancing with the Stars!
Last night, Bristol Palin won Dancing the Stars in spite of her continual infantile and insipid Baby Waving. No, Bristol didn’t actually take first place — the shilly-shallying Jennifer Gray took the top spot by begging for pity for her bad back; Kyle Massey was the True Winner because he improved his dancing from nothing — but I digress. Like Ashley Rodriguez before her winning American Idol 9 without ever competing, Bristol Palin’s place in our national, historical, canon of joke contenders is safe and as unyielding as her spiteful mother. Bristol Palin won Dancing With the Stars merely by surviving into the finals when she had no right to be there in the first place.
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Appeaser in Chief: The Obama Wanna
We elected Barack Obama to forcefully lead us into a better, more esoteric life — where we could begin again to live The American Dream — that didn’t include foreign wars, or Homeland Security searches, or detainment camps or home foreclosures.
Christine O'Donnell is Not a Witch Like Us
Christine O’Donnell is the Pro-Witch, Anti-Masturbation, Pro Teabagger, Republican Senate candidate in Delaware. I have no idea how or why the GOP ever allowed her to con her way into such an important precipice moment — because fallow anger doesn’t ever make for good leadership.
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Bristol Palin: Keeper of the Lies
The most powerful person in Alaska is no longer Sarah Palin. The most powerful person in Alaska is Sarah’s teenage daughter, and unwed mother, Bristol. Bristol knows her mother’s secrets. Bristol Palin is the Keeper of the Lies even as her mother starts her presidential bid for 2012.
Down Syndrome Baby in a Box
This incredible image is allegedly Sarah Palin’s 2008 Christmas card. I say “allegedly” because I am hoping against all reason Sarah Palin did not put her “son” Trig — an 8.5 month-old Down Syndrome baby — in a box eating a bow just to create a “cute” Christmas card.
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